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SUPREME FAQ's ATM
...that have been
pouring in long before we've had time to get
the website up online for quite a few
months, so we'll do our best to answer them
now ...because we know it's just gonna hit
us like a tonne of shitting bricks if we
don't answer them now ( ...but please don't
get us wrong, because we really do LOVE it
when shit happens, because magical & amazing
things always do begin, whenever shit
happens!).
QUESTIONS:
More questions not currently not covered?
Please
contact us
if you have enjoyed the smell of your own
farts!
ANSWERS:
Will you be making dresses in larger sizes?!
...because I'm not a "Size 13!"
yeah!
Can you make dress xxx, with the fabric in
dress xxx in a size xxx for me ..with a bit
of this & that on top?
Not without your help ..please browse
through
The Shop
& click on the [ORDER NOW or ENQUIRE} button
for whichever garment(s) resonate with you
the most. The order/enquiry form will allow
you to let us know what you like, how you
would love to have it altered to suit your
body shape better, what size you need it in,
and bitch about commonly recurring fitting
problems you have with finding nice clothes
for as long as you need to, so we can pencil
it onto our "This is what women desperately
want and need right now" list.
Will you be making dresses in other styles?
yeah!
Can you make a custom-designed dress for me?
If you have
enjoyed the smell of your farts and can
comfortably afford it, then you can
CONTACT US,
so
yeah!
Will you be designing exclusively for women
only?
WT
?
We can only
design for humans who have enjoyed the smell of
their own farts. Not sure how this could
apply to other animals at this stage, but
the same rules of exclusion would have to apply to
the owner of an animal who needs our help. Nuff said?
More questions? Then
CONTACT US
..but if we see no sign that you have
enjoyed the smell of your own farts, don't
expect to receive a
ING
reply. If you would like to receive
notification of new arrivals when they are
published online, please mention that in
your email.
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