Crack Me Up Friday
Dear Mrs.Lifecruiser,
My sincere apologies for arriving to your crack me up party so fashionably late…
I make these offerings:
A joke which which my son invented on Friday, inspired by Pop Cap’s Bookworm game:Â
Q. Why did the bookworm eat all of the mail?
A. Beause he likes eating letters!
…and now for something more “tongue in cheek!”
There was once a blind man, in search of a wife, who gave instructions to his mother that he liked his women round and very plump.
He sleeps with the first woman.
“Not fat enough mum! I want a bigger one!”
He sleeps with the second woman.
“That was better, but i want a bigger one!”
The poor mother has difficulty in finding another plump woman, so she asks the third one to sleep upside down with her bottom in his face so it can give her son the impression that he’s with a really fat woman.
The next morning, the blind man’s mother asks him how she was.
“Thank you so much mum! She’s absolutely perfect …but it’s a pity about the bad breath!”
It’s a good thing that she wasn’t voted as the Best “Diarreahist” huh?!
Tongue-In-Cheekishly Yours,
aka R’acquel
beth said,
December 19, 2006 @ 1:23 pm
That is some freakin beautiful hair!
R’acquel: Awwwwww sucks! *blushes*
Mrs Lifecruiser said,
December 19, 2006 @ 7:00 pm
EEeeek… giggles x millions…
Better late than never hah? *lol*
Sorry for not commenting here until now, but I’m not quite well for the moment. I did go over here at once though to giggle at your post and I answered your comment on my blog. thouhg it was late and I was too tired and almost sleeping…. So I decided to come back in the morning…
R’acquel: *lol* Yes, better late then never! …but i’m gonna have to whack you over the head with a cucumber for saying “sorry”, because it’s not necessary! =D